…can he go from looking like this irresistibly sexually attractive man…
…and then turn into the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen
Because he’s Benedict Cumberbatch. The One and Only.
My boyfriend is always losing shit and it’s always important shit. Car keys, house keys, drivers license, social security card. And it damn near makes me irate. I’m gunna get a net bag and pin it next to our bedroom door and he’s gunna have to put all valuables in it before he can enter the room seriously.
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
#most accurate phonetic spelling i’ve seen ever